网上看到的。乐坏我了。

习主席,我们的好主席,

你在哪里?你在哪里?

你可知道,全世界都在想念你?  

我们对着高山喊:

习主席———小日本疯狂挑衅,钓鱼岛形势危急。

山谷回音:

“他身体有疾,他身体有疾。”

我们对着大地喊:

习主席———北戴河刀枪剑影,18大迫在眉睫。

大地轰鸣:

“他身体有疾,他身体有疾”

我们对着森林喊:

习主席———香港国教,民有怨气。

松涛阵阵:

“他身体有疾,他身体有疾。”

我们对着大海喊:

习主席———云南大震,骨肉分离。

海浪声声:

“他身体有疾,他身体有疾。”

  ……

我们找遍整个世界,

呵,习主席,

革命需要的每一个地方,

何处才有你的足迹?

我们回到祖国的心脏,

我们在天安门前深情地呼唤:

习—主—席—!

广场回答:

“呵,别嚷嚷呵,别嚷嚷,

他正准备接见克林顿,一兴奋那老腰岔了气,他还在,他还在。

他在中南海,他在政治局,他在大会堂,他在301,他究竟在哪里?

我就是不告诉你!”

我们只能干着急,对着彭丽媛喊:

习!—主!—席!

丽媛高声歌唱:

他——

“在希望的田野里!”

Adding a Processing indicator with Prototype.js

Here’s a simple method to add a Processing/Loading/Working indicator to indicate when an Ajax request is being processed with prototype.js.

First, define a hidden div (or other preferred HTML element) which will be displayed to indicate that some background processing is going on. Mine happens to look like:

<div id="loading" style="display:none">Loading...
<div style="background-color: white; position: absolute; top: 0px; right: 0px; width: 5px; height: 5px; cursor:pointer;"
 onclick="$('loading').hide()"></div>
</div>

In my code, I added another div on the upper right corner which I can click to close this indicator in case something goes wrong with the Ajax event handling which I’ll provide in a moment.

I then added a little CSS magic to make it look the way I wanted. In my case, I want the indicator to be on top of everything, centered on the page, with a processing image () on the right side of the text. The background color is white with a double gray border and large, bold font.

#loading {
 z-index: 100;
 position: absolute;
 top: 40%;
 left: 40%;
 background-image: url("../images/progress-running.gif");
 background-repeat: no-repeat;
 background-position: 5px;
 background-color: white;
 padding-left: 25px;
 padding-top: 8px;
 border-style: double;
 border-color: #c0c0c0;
 width: 120px;
 height: 30px;
 font-size: 1.5em;
 font-weight: bolder;
}

Ok, so now I have the indicator I want to popup. This can be tailored to your preferences. Now, you simply tell prototype to display it whenever it is processing an Ajax request. This is done by registering some event listeners to the prototype Ajax class.

  // register event listeners on the Ajax requests to show/hide the processing indicator
 Ajax.Responders.register({
    onCreate: function() {
  if (Ajax.activeRequestCount === 1) {
    $('loading').show();
   }
    },
    onComplete: function() {
   if (Ajax.activeRequestCount === 0) {
    $('loading').hide();
   }
    }
 });

That’s it! Now you should get an indicator whenever you issue an Ajax request that goes away whenever the processing is done.

学习 英语 中.

have you used the bowl made of human skull?”

“have you played a drum made of human skin?”

“have you played any instrument made by human bones such as leg bone? “

well, these questions of course would be very aggressive and offensive but that yankee seems very arrogant and insulting to ask me questions first and shown me no respect.Sorry, I then became untouchable!